Multibagger Recommendation

This is what a blogger in me could come up with after spending countless hours of playing Poker on Facebook.

Research by: Zygna Stock Brokers
Call: Buy
Company: WTF Pokery Ltd
CMP: $5
Target Price: $20000000000000
Promoter: The Greatest Man Alive, His Highness Kush Zaveri

We recommend this stock as a Multibagger for the sole reason of the sheer greatness of the promoter of this company.

Here is the transcript of the interview with the Greatest Man Alive and Chairman & Managing Director (CMD) of WTF Pokery Ltd.

Q) Hot Babe from Zygna Stock Brokers: Your Highness, is it true that you brought this company from a mere $300 to $265K conglomerate?
A) The Greatest Man Alive, His Highness Kush Zaveri: Yes, it is absolutely true. A lot of time, energy, late-nights and alcohol have gone into the making of this company.

Q) Hot Babe from Zygna Stock Brokers: Your Highness, pls tell us what is your plan for the company in next coming weeks and quarters.
A) The Greatest Man Alive, His Highness Kush Zaveri: We have revised our WoW revenue guidance to $1M and we expect to achieve a front line growth of 300%. We are also targeting the niche segment of $500/$1000 tables. We are thriving towards becoming a $1 Billion company by quarter ending in June.

Q) Hot Babe from Zygna Stock Brokers: Your Highness, considering the nature of this business, how do you plan to overcome the uncertainties and what are your plans for capturing the $500/$1000 tables market?
A) The Greatest Man Alive, His Highness Kush Zaveri: Basically, we are a $50/$100 table company and we will have our focus in that area for the next few coming quarters. The growth leading us to 1 Billion dollar mark would be inorganic, and we are planning to raise $100M from friends and hope to make a killing in $500/$1000 market. Even if we lose all that money, it is not going to affect the balance sheet of the company. And should the company make loss, we ask our investors to read the name of the company to get better understanding of way we work.

Q) Hot Babe from Zygna Stock Brokers: Your Highness, what is your message to your investors?
A) The Greatest Man Alive, His Highness Kush Zaveri: Give me all your money, make me rich and see how I become Greatest Man Alive to Greatest Man Ever Lived. Well, there is no doubt about my greatness but I want to become even richer than I currently am. And that would happen only if you losers give me all your money.

Q) Hot Babe from Zygna Stock Brokers: Is it true that you have been awarded ‘The Greatest Man Alive’ award?
A) The Greatest Man Alive, His Highness Kush Zaveri: Yes, it’s true.

Q) Hot Babe from Zygna Stock Brokers: Your Highness, tell us about your love life.
A) The Greatest Man Alive, His Highness Kush Zaveri: Go home honey, I’m done with the interview.

Q) Hot Babe from Zygna Stock Brokers: Your Highness, one last question. What does WTF signify in the name of the company?
A) The Greatest Man Alive, His Highness Kush Zaveri: What The Fuck, you ignorant bitch!