A mistake

This time I made a big mistake selecting 'Man' in the Born-As field while filling up the form before taking birth. Huge mistake, I tell ya. "No Man, always remember; no Man!" I told myself.

Next time its going to be a beautiful Cow growing up on a dairy farm in Switzerland. All I'll have to do is, get high on green grass in midst of nature and occasionally give milk. And be proud when people say "hmm yummy cheese!"