Everyday, life throws one asshole at you, or more. I say, one asshole at a time please. The reason God created assholes is that he wants you to excel at people management skills. Trust me on this one. But my advice to you all, don’t become one – Kush Zaveri
This blog is a special tribute to the Assholes out there.
Thank you. Thank you for being such assholes. It’s because of you assholes that I’ve come so far in life. I dedicate all my achievements in life to you guys. I wouldn’t have made it if it wasn’t for your hypocrisy. I wouldn’t have made it if it wasn’t for your sarcasm. Every time you tell me I can’t do something, makes me ascent to the next level. Every time you tell me I’m wrong, I start believing in myself, it helps me regain my self-confidence and strengthens my perception of you being an impeccable asshole. You always make me realize how great I am by putting forward your moronic views. The best part is it keeps both of us happy. You take proud of being such an asshole and I laugh at you for being so.
Thank you assholes!
This blog is a special tribute to the Assholes out there.
Thank you. Thank you for being such assholes. It’s because of you assholes that I’ve come so far in life. I dedicate all my achievements in life to you guys. I wouldn’t have made it if it wasn’t for your hypocrisy. I wouldn’t have made it if it wasn’t for your sarcasm. Every time you tell me I can’t do something, makes me ascent to the next level. Every time you tell me I’m wrong, I start believing in myself, it helps me regain my self-confidence and strengthens my perception of you being an impeccable asshole. You always make me realize how great I am by putting forward your moronic views. The best part is it keeps both of us happy. You take proud of being such an asshole and I laugh at you for being so.
Thank you assholes!
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